May 2013
yepperoni:
are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you
ihuggedmikeyway:
gusmen:
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
diamondtwink:
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
adisputetoremember:
poptarter:
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
pau1y:
what if 911 called you
am i in love or am i horny
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
